If you are a starving writer like me trying to get consistent writing gigs I know your pain. You send out your articles and the editors of magazines don’t even reply. Then came, Adsense the Google franchise where you post your article or story flanked by some Google adverts. Those advertisements are supposed to mint you money as your article is read. And possibly turn you into an internet millionaire. But there is a twist to it, just follow me. It’s not as direct as it sounds.
The whole idea of making money through writing via Adsense sounds promising. It’s supposed to be, as the readers enjoy your creative edge, they also get attracted by the advertisements posted by your story and click them. That is how one makes money.
So it used at first to baffle me how my article got read by a hundred people yet on the Adsense earnings I have earned one cent. Now relax and listen to my constructive whining. All along, I was thinking after many read my articles I am going to be rich enough to get rent for the month or even make so much money as an online advertising mogul that I will just get married? How wrong I was. Please be shocked with me. Thank you for your obedience reader.
It was when I saw the light and knew that it is the clicks on the advertisements that matter. That is how money is made. Having come to that knowledge I decided I will pull of only what men species rarely do. BEG! See I need money the reader needs to read so as the reader PLEASE click the advertisements placed beside my stories and articles and make me rich. I AM NOT SOLICITING; I AM JUST BEING AN HONEST HUMAN BEING. CLICK THE ADVERTS AS YOU READ I THE WRITER I GOT A LIFE TOO!! I need cash at least I am the few bold men who beg. If the men knew where I lived they would stone me but I will take the risk.
Sorry about that rash annoying tone ladies and gentlemen I kind off lost my composure a bit. WHAT! You don’t believe me? So the remaining part of this month, I will keep checking my Google Adsense earnings and see if you clicked the advertisements to all my articles. Otherwise if you don’t, the next article you see will be WRITER QUITS PROFFESION FOR BEEKEEPING IN ALASKA not amusing at all.
But just incase you hear me out and click the Google adverts accompanying all my articles, and stories, then be sure to find follow ups like. PLEASE CLICK I NEED RENT, CLICK I NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE, CLICK I FINISHED COLLEGE NOW I NEED MONEY TO GET A WIFE. YOU KNOW HOW GIRLFRIENDS ARE EXPENSIVE. THEN CLICK I NEED MONEY FOR MY SONS COLLEGE Tuition, CLICK MY CHOPPER HAS A DENT. I know by now you are fed up with my incessant begging so I will give it a rest.
Honestly as you read this story/article I speak for many writers depending on Adsense advertising to put the food on the table. You ought to be tearing up as I write this; I will give you a minute, get a tissue. Thank you, now read the stories or articles posted and check out those advertisements besides them. CLICK.
I feel I have gotten to most of you, so I will just finish by saying in Kenya it has never snowed. A great country the weather is chilly but the sunshine is beckoning. I am a Kenyan and love meeting many people even you. Trust me I might not be a nagging as I seem in this article and I won’t beg either. Thank you for reading this and click the adverts beside it and see what’s in them as you make money for me. I value honesty. CLICK THE ADVERTISEMENTS PLEASE!!!!!?