Ugh did I tell you guys how much I hate you, you take me to all the crumby places and someone or something is always trying to kill us if it wasn't for your sexy UK accent I would totally have fried your cute tushey that and the fact that you rescued me from a fate worst then death. I really, really hated my last job.
But at least in it I was only verbally abused in this job I was physically abused but I got to be all I could be and I could actually talk back without fear of losing my bread and butter.
Snape why don't you tell me how you really feel you shouldn't hold anything back its not healthy that is why people die young.
Actually the only reason why people drop dead young around you is because you are death its self.
Snape thats not very nice even if its true I am the angel of death and you are a witch and we are doing society a favor.
A very big, big favor we clean up other people's messes.
And the way you drag your loved ones into these messes don't you have a heart.
That's right love and I don't drag my loved ones into these messes they just follow what am I supposed to do chain them to their tubs naked totally naked it would make the rescue people really earn their money going to house to house to unchain all these people and besides I don't think their have been chains made that can hold you my beautiful witch.
We will make it out of this alive....
After all four heads are better then one and a lot of the talk about this haunted highway is just that talk. After all if no one survived this highway then how did these stories get out its not like there has been a rush of spirits floating forwards to tell us what is going on out here.
Most of it is just an urban legend and we are urban legend investigators it is what we do for a living we separate fact from fiction and we do a damn good job wither we are taking on a pack of werewolves a coven of evil magic users. Occult leaders and so forth
We are the real live ghost busters.
We help those who are beyond normal help.
Yeah you, you should write up our recrutment posters we should be fighting off the gang of people with sticks. Instead it is us four and you said you will get us more help but I don't see any newbies all I see is the four mouseketers. and this mouseketers are getting tired there is so much supernatural activity and only so few of warriors of light out of there.
We need all the warriors we can get before the war breaks and there is a lot of people coming out of school trained to do what we do. and the more we can scoop up the better off we will be.
It doesn't help that your bosses are trying to get rid of the best warriors they have which makes me wounder whose side they really are on I wounder if they are working for the opposite side and making sure that when the war breaks out we will have nobody to stand against the forces of darkness.
Theres some food for thought.
How can the side of light be ran by the forces of darkness thats way twisted really, really twisted.
I like it the dark side are my kind of people that is when they are not trying to kill me or my friends.
that is when I take offence.
But.......its the dark side and they will do anything to win but they won't not as long as people like us walk apon this earth and they know it thats why they got us out here to their killing grounds now they are playing with us just like a cat playing with a mouse and in time they will come in and kill us dead.
While at least we know my sheild can hold up against darkness. A lot of darkness
So much darkness that it is seeping into my brain and chilling me to my bones.
Its making me sick very, very sick.
I want to go home
I want us to go home.
My dog is going to think I abandoned her.
While can you hold together for a few more days.
I could hold it together for years if I had to sheilds don't weaken the magic user after all we cast it and then we tie it off so it stands on its own. With out draining the magic user bitchin hey really, really bitchin.
So the shield can hold even after I am dead the only problem is that if that happens you will be trapped in here until you die.
So you better not die.
not planing to anytime soon boss even though the dark side may have other plans
Plans for me
Plans for you
So why don't you gather the posse
I have some things that I have to do that I have to do alone.
Which is your way of telling me to get lost?
Yup, so what are you waiting for I am waiting for you to either kiss me or hex me though I hope that its the first and not the second since your hexes hurt they really really hurt and you usually don't even charge half way to your full power before casting.
At least when you hex us I don't know about when you hex strangers and I don't want to find out.
Then don't piss me off.
Okay I'm going I'm going
Your not going fast enough English
You Canadian is a real witch
Thats what they say English thats what they say.
bye-bye
bye-bye
and babe I know we are going to parents a little butterfly told me so and I'm cool with that if your cool with that its nice to know that something good came out of all this bad.
I'm glad your not angry I really wanted you to be happy about the baby I am and like you said its nice that something good came out of something so bad when we get out of this alive we are going to have to send a thank you card to the big boys across the pond and then we will kill them.
KIll them dead dead as dead can be and we will drink their blood and eat their still beating hearts.
You are scary
it must be the SB blood in me you know that you can't escape the blood no matter what you do.
That is bull and you know it babe you can't blame it on blood you can fight it if you really want to you can relearn how to behave like the rest of humanity although I don't know why you would want to be like the rest of humanity.
I don't want to be like the rest of humanity that is something I never claimed I wanted to be the rest of humanity bugs the shit out of me I like marching to a beat of a different drum.
At least my kind when they mean to kill someone they don't do it by decite there is no honor in that and we are if nothing else honorible we give the victim a chance to live or die it is there choice there decision.
Now leave I have somethings I have to do.
I just wish those idots would shutup they are giving me a blinding headache.